After our previous failed attempt at the bookstore in Cincinnati, Denny tried once again to engage a gentleman in conversation at the Indianapolis Borders. The religion section was empty, as usual, but just below the Psychology sign was what looked to be the CEO of some large local company. Denny turned the corner to open his mouth, but as soon as it was opened, he noticed he was definitely *not* in the psychology section.
So he regrouped and then pulled an audible. What we call the "Indianapolis Elephant Gun" - the elder brother of the Louisville Slugger. "Sir," he said bluntly, "Have you ever thought of sex as a metaphor for our relationship with God?"
The man was shocked. Dumbfounded.
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Sadly, the second part of this tale never happened. But Denny *did* seriously consider posing the question. In retrospect we concluded it was probably for the best that he refrained.
~Alan Halbrooks
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Yeah, that section is next to the psych section at our borders too.
-Josh
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